October 12, 2015
I was walking outside to take out my trash and my neighbor scurried down, butt naked, and stood on the steps in front of my door. He had his hand over himself and looked like he has just escaped a fire.
Their was soot all over his body and he looked like he had been roasting. His hair was frizzled and dry and he looked like he shrunk a few inches.
I said, "Ummmmmm????"
Before I could say, "Where's the fire? What the hell? Are you ok?" He said,
"Just need to get my mail."
He penguin walked quickly down the stairs, got his mail, and bolted back up stairs.
I turned around and locked my doors before going to drop off my trash.
September 29, 2015
I recently had a dream I was at the FDA and I was playing whack-a-mole with the nitrogen tanks to prevent an attack. Then, when I successfully got the right combination, a small TV screen came out of the ground playing Casablanca.
September 27 2015
Last night I was at the beach. I was sitting at an outside tiki bar eating seafood and drinking white wine. Then my friend came and sat to right of me. I saw her climb onto the stool. She didn't take off her sunglasses and her hair was down.
She ordered a drink and an appetizer. I told her I invited someone to eat with us. She said, "Cool." Then the person I invited, came and stood to the left of me. He didn't sit down right away. He was towering over me, casting a cool shadow over myself and my friend.
He had a worried look in his eyes. He kept looking at me and back at my friend. I picked up on this and said, "You're cool, don't worry my friend doesn't judge or anything." Then he sat down and ordered spaghetti carbonaro. He offered to share some. It was good.
Then the announcer said, "The races will being in 15 minutes. I looked over at my friend and asked her if she would help me get ready. She said yes. I told my guest that I would be right back and that I would get him a helmet.
We I went to the locker rooms where I put on my gear for the dirt bike races. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at me. She was humming a little bit.
I grabbed two helmets and came back to the tiki bar where my guest was dressed and ready to race. I said, "Sweet!" I gave him his helmet and then we finished our meals.
The announcer started talking again. "Racers to your lanes. Two persons wave is coming up. No prior registration needed."
I looked at him and asked, "Is this a joke? We're going to kill this."
So it was time for the tandum races. The rules were first person laps 5 times, then the second person laps the last 5. He said he would go first.
So we started and I swear it was like a cartoon race. Other comptitors were turning the signs around (even though it was a closed course lap race), they were setting ACME land mines down, and painting murals of tunnels, etc.
The 5th lap came up and we were WAY ahead. Maybe because we didn't stop to make booby-traps.
My friend was at the pit stop waiting with water and snacks. Then it was my turn to drive and kick a$$!
We started driving and someone sent a helicopter robot to swarm around our heads and talk mad sh!t to us. I decided to take the next ramp faster and gain more altitude. When I did that, my guest punched the hell out of it. We heard the announcer say, "ooooooooooooooooooo."
My adrenaline was so high that everything started moving in slow motion. We finished the race. I can't recall if we won or not, because all I was thinking about was ordering more spaghetti carbonaro from the tiki bar. It was good.
August 9 2015
I had a dream that I was in Jurassic Park. I was flying above the forest and I could see pterodactyls flying under me. I swooped down into the forest and near the trunks of the trees. I was plucking red and green apples, cherries, and oranges from the branches. My last stop was at this school building where children with mutant powers were walking up the front stairs.
June 16 2015
I was in my room laying on my bed and someone from my family came in and handed me a birthday card. She said that my Grandmom (maternal) was mailing a card to me and it magical appeared on my window ledge. I placed my cards on the ledge. Then a package from my Granddad (paternal) arrived on my window ledge. I laid my head back on the pillow, then my friend came into my room. She gave me this elongated blue pillow with dancing trees that could glow in the dark.
I thanked her and she left and I fell asleep. Then I felt like something came into my house, like a ghost or something. The lamp next to my bed was thrown on the ground and shattered, then the lights were flickering in the bathroom, and the TV came on in the entertainment room.
I don't know why I was trying to piece together the shattered lamp, but I was on my hands and knees looking for the lamp shade. Then the light bulb floated up and stabbed me in the butt and the fluorescent powder flew in my eyes.
I was crawling towards the entertainment room when I woke up.
June 6 2015
I had two dreams last night.
I was sitting in a lawn chair and this man that I recognized was holding onto his son in his arms and ran past me. Then a mob of angry people with bats were running after him. I pickup up my "mini bat" probably 12 inches and was fighting off the mob and protecting this man. I was blocking the swings with the mini bat then taking their bat out of their hands. Then, one by one, they were retreating.
Second one: (lol)
I was driving up an on ramp and realized I wanted to stay on the highway. I merged left, but the highway was gone and I was falling from the top of the highway. I accelerated to get a little lift in my car then I opened my window and reached out for the arch of the bridge that was next to the highway. I held on and pulled myself on top and watched the car fall to the earth. The bridge was beginning to loose the arch shape and was collapsing. There were two helicopters close to me and they just looked and flew a way. Then something said, "put your foot on the ground" and I did and I was safe. The commander and chief came over to me and just looked at me in bewilderment. I patted the dust off of me, then walked over to my car, with my bare hands, unfolded the car and my phone and called my insurance company......like it wasn't a thing. Ha
"Even in the nights I have unpleasant dreams, I am thankful. I get to feel, taste, smell, see, and hear. I have super strength and endurance. It's when my mind is void of these phenomena, when I wake up and remember nothing but a black abyss...those I consider nightmares."