October 12, 2015
I was walking outside to take out my trash and my neighbor scurried down, butt naked, and stood on the steps in front of my door. He had his hand over himself and looked like he has just escaped a fire.
Their was soot all over his body and he looked like he had been roasting. His hair was frizzled and dry and he looked like he shrunk a few inches.
I said, "Ummmmmm????"
Before I could say, "Where's the fire? What the hell? Are you ok?" He said,
"Just need to get my mail."
He penguin walked quickly down the stairs, got his mail, and bolted back up stairs.
I turned around and locked my doors before going to drop off my trash.
September 29, 2015
I recently had a dream I was at the FDA and I was playing whack-a-mole with the nitrogen tanks to prevent an attack. Then, when I successfully got the right combination, a small TV screen came out of the ground playing Casablanca.
September 27 2015
Last night I was at the beach. I was sitting at an outside tiki bar eating seafood and drinking white wine. Then my friend came and sat to right of me. I saw her climb onto the stool. She didn't take off her sunglasses and her hair was down.
She ordered a drink and an appetizer. I told her I invited someone to eat with us. She said, "Cool." Then the person I invited, came and stood to the left of me. He didn't sit down right away. He was towering over me, casting a cool shadow over myself and my friend.
He had a worried look in his eyes. He kept looking at me and back at my friend. I picked up on this and said, "You're cool, don't worry my friend doesn't judge or anything." Then he sat down and ordered spaghetti carbonaro. He offered to share some. It was good.
Then the announcer said, "The races will being in 15 minutes. I looked over at my friend and asked her if she would help me get ready. She said yes. I told my guest that I would be right back and that I would get him a helmet.
We I went to the locker rooms where I put on my gear for the dirt bike races. She didn't say anything, but just smiled at me. She was humming a little bit.
I grabbed two helmets and came back to the tiki bar where my guest was dressed and ready to race. I said, "Sweet!" I gave him his helmet and then we finished our meals.
The announcer started talking again. "Racers to your lanes. Two persons wave is coming up. No prior registration needed."
I looked at him and asked, "Is this a joke? We're going to kill this."
So it was time for the tandum races. The rules were first person laps 5 times, then the second person laps the last 5. He said he would go first.
So we started and I swear it was like a cartoon race. Other comptitors were turning the signs around (even though it was a closed course lap race), they were setting ACME land mines down, and painting murals of tunnels, etc.
The 5th lap came up and we were WAY ahead. Maybe because we didn't stop to make booby-traps.
My friend was at the pit stop waiting with water and snacks. Then it was my turn to drive and kick a$$!
We started driving and someone sent a helicopter robot to swarm around our heads and talk mad sh!t to us. I decided to take the next ramp faster and gain more altitude. When I did that, my guest punched the hell out of it. We heard the announcer say, "ooooooooooooooooooo."
My adrenaline was so high that everything started moving in slow motion. We finished the race. I can't recall if we won or not, because all I was thinking about was ordering more spaghetti carbonaro from the tiki bar. It was good.
August 9 2015
I had a dream that I was in Jurassic Park. I was flying above the forest and I could see pterodactyls flying under me. I swooped down into the forest and near the trunks of the trees. I was plucking red and green apples, cherries, and oranges from the branches. My last stop was at this school building where children with mutant powers were walking up the front stairs.
June 16 2015
I was in my room laying on my bed and someone from my family came in and handed me a birthday card. She said that my Grandmom (maternal) was mailing a card to me and it magical appeared on my window ledge. I placed my cards on the ledge. Then a package from my Granddad (paternal) arrived on my window ledge. I laid my head back on the pillow, then my friend came into my room. She gave me this elongated blue pillow with dancing trees that could glow in the dark.
I thanked her and she left and I fell asleep. Then I felt like something came into my house, like a ghost or something. The lamp next to my bed was thrown on the ground and shattered, then the lights were flickering in the bathroom, and the TV came on in the entertainment room.
I don't know why I was trying to piece together the shattered lamp, but I was on my hands and knees looking for the lamp shade. Then the light bulb floated up and stabbed me in the butt and the fluorescent powder flew in my eyes.
I was crawling towards the entertainment room when I woke up.
June 6 2015
I had two dreams last night.
I was sitting in a lawn chair and this man that I recognized was holding onto his son in his arms and ran past me. Then a mob of angry people with bats were running after him. I pickup up my "mini bat" probably 12 inches and was fighting off the mob and protecting this man. I was blocking the swings with the mini bat then taking their bat out of their hands. Then, one by one, they were retreating.
Second one: (lol)
I was driving up an on ramp and realized I wanted to stay on the highway. I merged left, but the highway was gone and I was falling from the top of the highway. I accelerated to get a little lift in my car then I opened my window and reached out for the arch of the bridge that was next to the highway. I held on and pulled myself on top and watched the car fall to the earth. The bridge was beginning to loose the arch shape and was collapsing. There were two helicopters close to me and they just looked and flew a way. Then something said, "put your foot on the ground" and I did and I was safe. The commander and chief came over to me and just looked at me in bewilderment. I patted the dust off of me, then walked over to my car, with my bare hands, unfolded the car and my phone and called my insurance company......like it wasn't a thing. Ha
July 4 2015
I had a dream I was at work and I was working at the construction sites.
It was the last day and I was suppose to go around and collect the samples in the "hard hat" area.
I remember driving on the highway, down dirt roads, but and down hills, and even in the city. That was the route they gave me. I got to my last destination and finally came back to the office.
Someone wrote a note on my desk that said I needed to smile more. (I remember reading it a few times within the dream so when the quote returns I'll put it in).
I was sort of upset about this note, mostly because I was happy and smiling most of the time, but on top of that, I was sure that the person who wrote it rarely smiled and was mean most of the time. Hypocrite.
Some people were talking about transferring to another location. I wished them good luck on their new adventure and then stated packing up to go home.
I got into my neighborhood and a family member called and was reminiscing about my childhood, infancy really. I really couldn't make out exactly what she was saying because I was outside and it had begun to snow.
It was snowing so hard that within mintues there was a foot of snow on the ground. I asked her, "how many days is it going to snow like this?" She said three.
Then a flock of geese were flying overhead and one took a poop and it landed on my shoulder. I couldn't even deal; basically I felt indifferent.
I tried to take some snow and clean it off, but each time I took a handful of snow, it turned into sand.
I accepted the fact that I should just clean my shoulder with sand. Each time the sand was in my hand it would disappear and fall right through my fingers. The more I tried to grab, the quicker it vanished.
I decided to roll around in the foot of snow to clean my shoulder. As soon as a laid down the snow was gone. Even the streets had been plowed and sanded and there were no trucks in sight.
I woke up.
May 24 2015
Recently, I had a dream about driving down this two lane road at sunset and the stars were flying by like fireflies. The sky was a neon blue and lime green. There were walls on the side of the road that were woven drapes of wooden beads and jade stone. They were woven in an pyramid design that spun in the wind. Far off in the distance was an amazing flower that was blooming. It was a deep rich purple that was shooting of diamond pollen. The pollen would catch the light and would display this prism light show.
February 19 2015
This was a few days ago.
I had a dream about a team member from the DC Divas. We were at an underground party. We were organizing people to go on stage. One of the ladies handed me a piece of fabric. It was light brown felt folded like a card. It had a dark brown heart shaped button on it. I pulled the button and opened the felt. There was a quote (that slips my mind) but it was short and written in white. There were purple grapes inside also. Then the lady said, "Your teammate is trying to tell you something." Then she went on stage.
February 19 2015
Super Powers and Celebrity Appearance
So literally, the dream started out with me and the other small kids (they had to have been x-men) in this utility closet picking out weapons.
There was a blow dryer, some shovels, a hammer, a pick ax, something small, probably a grenade.
I picked out the shovel and the hair dryer. One little boy said that he needed the dryer to shoot because he was small and slow and needed the range. So I gave it to him.
Then a little girl said she needed the shovel to reach far because her arms were short. (I was thinking of something long so no one would get too close) but I gave it to her.
I took the hammer and the pick ax and I think the other kid grab the grenades.
Then we got to the door and looked outside. It was silent. We saw a van parked close by so we decided to make a run for it.
That's when out of the woods Will Smith, dressed in all black, started to chase us.
The girl jumped into the driver seat, started the van ( used her powers or something ). We were running to jump in the sliding door.
(I'll never forget it)..... The little boy was slow so I yanked him in the van and slammed the door just in time. Will Smith was trying to slide open the door but I jumped in the back seat and held the handle for leverage.
Then the van started to fly.
I don't remember anything after that.
"Even in the nights I have unpleasant dreams, I am thankful. I get to feel, taste, smell, see, and hear. I have super strength and endurance. It's when my mind is void of these phenomena, when I wake up and remember nothing but a black abyss...those I consider nightmares."