February 28 2014
Streaming

​I had a dream I was working at a large warehouse like Costco. I was suppose to listen to this CD so I would know the closing song.

The head cashier picked the song, "Lulu." I had no idea what song that was since I only listened to five songs off the CD.

Everyone was singing and closing out the last customers. I was standing on the side trying to hum along.

As it was time to close up, the head cashier handed me a broom and said to sweep. I agreed. As I was sweeping, the broom kept breaking. It was like half broom and half vacuum.

When I finished, I walked outside and the whole parking lot had turned into a "Tough Mudder" competition. I asked where my car was? Some guy took me to a green car. I said my car was blue. Then I saw my license plate. The guy said that I could pull out once the cannons were fired.

I said ok and waited for the cannons to fire. There was drag racing, food fighting, people covered in mud. It was crazy.

I finally pulled out. I saw one of my old bosses in a mud cave hanging out. He taped my shoulder and said he was doing fine. He was getting paid less but was a better leader. He asked me how I was. I said fine and drive off. I was happy to see my boss smile.

Then I was in my old house in Delaware. I remember watching theses three boys with their dad. The youngest one had really bushy hair. The dad was playing with the older boys but not the younger.

Then the youngest did something on the swings and the dad caught him in mid air and they hugged and laughed and went inside.

That was the end of the dream.

December 27 2014
Celebrity Appearance

​I had a weird dream about Bill Cosby and his TV father. We were just finished swimming lessons. We were at the lockers and I heard military voices yell from outside, "Fall is men." Bill Cosby handed me a bunch of Ziploc bags and his father passes me a bunch of drugs. I was like, "wtf."

They ran out and got patted down and came back and took their stuff back. Lol Bill's dad said,"I need these dried mint leaves to cook with."

Sure enough they were mint, but how strange.

December 25 2014
Intimacy (Censored)

​I just had a dream that I was in DC with my family and we were trying to find this sport bar.

My brother found the sports bar first and was waiting for me. He was with one of the lady's from the the football team.

I was trying to find this bar and ran into one of the little girls from high school. She was flighty and ran into a Ravens gym, (which was strange because we were in DC).

I finally reached the bar and sat down. The waiter was awful. I kept saying I wanted the trio without cashews. He kept putting extra cashews on the paper.

The lady from the football team wrote down on a Post-It note, "You've got to let your stomach go. You're turning me out. How are you?"

I was totally turned on, but didn't say a word.

December 23 2014
Intimacy (Censored)

​I had a dream last night that I can't go into much detail about. It was explicit in nature and it had to do with Christmas shopping. I can do a summary however.

I was busy trying to buy final gifts for people on my list. I was by myself, but shopping with another couple. The boyfriend wasn't showing his girlfriend any attention, so she started flirting hardcore with me. At some point they broke up. While driving to the next store with her, things got a little...........intimate. I was totally focused on shopping. Her mind was somewhere else.

Vividly I remember the smells and tastes.I remember not being attracted, but having that feeling of, "maybe now I can be left alone to go shopping."

No such luck. The boyfriend came to confront her. She was really clingy and just keep saying that she liked women now.

December 11 2014
Unpleasant

​I was at a dinner that someone in my family was hosting. It seemed like the opening of a new "big business" compartment craft/hardwood store. He was giving a toast. The table next to me was a family. It was a little Native American man (distinct) and his wife.

They looked poor with ratty clothes. The woman was wearing this burgundy drape.

Someone at another table yelled, "What would make your poor asses want to foster a child? You can't even take care of yourselves."

The man didn't change his expression, but the host got upset. He said, "this couple is more wealthy than you know. They are ministers and healers."

I said to my friend," We are going to hear about kindness in his Monday lecture, I guarantee it." Then she said, "Yup. Hey Keri, when we are set free to look at the items I want to show you my vacuum. It's weird. The sucction tubes "slinky" around the carpet without control. I'm afraid it's going to hurt my puppy."

So, we were let loose to explore the store. We came across a table with hair clips. I looked at this rainbow, sparkling, alloy butterfly clip. I said to my friend, "I could make earrings out of these."

Just then I heard a loud, "No, hide." I looked over to her and a gigantic arm grabbed her. I rolled under the table.

It was this huge, weightlift figured man. He had to be around 500-550, 6'11". His appearance was nice. In a tailored suit. He had two men with him. I remember they all were in suits.

He pushed one old lady out of his way, snapping her neck. He had my friend in one arm and was walking to this other guy in a suit. This guy looked freaked out.

"Where's my money? You gambled it and now I want it," He said slowly. His voice was so deep it rattled my heart in my chest.

"I don't have it," the man said. Before the other two men could grab him, he leaped over a rack that looked like a canyon and fled.

The large man turned around and said, "then you all shall pay."

He threw my friend on a lawn chair and picked up an older version of my other friend and set his minions free.

I was like, "F#ck!!!!" I tried to get closer. Someone grabbed my leg under the table and gave me a green, unlined posted note.

"12:18"

"What does this mean?"

The lady who grabbed me said, "The time he starts his torture."

I was looking around and alot of the department store workers looked unfazed. I saw one of my friend's husband with his earphones in stocking the shelves.

I said, "I need to help my friends. What can I do?"

The lady said, "He'll like you just go over slowly and flirt with him if you want to make an assessment."

So I did. He had both my friends pinned. He would shove his fingers down their throat just enough to gag them but not to kill them.

" He's going to do this for five hours," someone folding shirts said.

I looked at him like, "How do you know that?"

Then he spotted me and beckoned me to come over. I smile and said, "What's up? Looks like you need some water."

Just then a man took a heifty hammer and hit the large man in the head. He fell down. People were taking turns hitting him. He opened his eyes, shook himself off, roared, and literally transformed into the hulk (without the green skin).

He was now 8 feet tall. He grabbed the hammer and threw it in the air hitting someone. I looked down at Kate and Jessica, but they we lifeless.

The man saw my friend's husband listening to music and snapped him in half.

I was scrambling to find an exit. I found two girls running with me. We made it outside, but there was an electrical fence in the back. We jumped the part that was sinking and ran towards the highway for help.

I noticed that cars we turned out of their lane and large, half eaten fruit was on the ground; mostly oranges.

Then I felt the earth shake and a roar behind me. I looked around and there were these giants everywhere.

That's when I woke up.